For someone like myself, who has only really known Nick for about a year, it is nevertheless patently obvious why he is an Autobot, rather than a Decepticon.
…Even if he
does have pheromone levels that indicate he wants to mate with the female.
Equipped as he is with the latest in Hospitality Hardware (including a Ginger Beer Brewery, Cocktail Factory, and Rapid-Deployment Dessert Appliance) he is the behind-the-bar life-o’-the-partay.
Lately, I have also noticed he seems to have covertly integrated a Raspberry/Chocolate Liquorice manufacturing appliance since the racing season ended.
Which is lucky for him, coz the way he was pumping that Monteith’s Black Oil the other weekend, he wouldn’t have been in any shape for driving!
As you can see, Nick is a very giving Autobot.
Indeed, he gives generously not only of his labor, but also of his humor, and, yes, wisdom, adding to that great Human data-repository, the Interwebs.
He knows that freedom is the right of all sentient beings, no doubt about that.
PS: ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
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